One day I sat thinking, almost in despair; a hand fell on my shoulder and a voice said reassuringly: cheer up, things could get worse. So I cheered up and, sure enough, things got worse. (James C. Hagerty)
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. (Steven Wright)
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